Oldenberg donates huge hot tub as departure gift to MHS

Martha Seymour, Morale booster

April 1, 2016

Filed under Parody, Top Stories

Students are always looking for a way to de-stress before, during, and after school and now there will be one. Former-Principal Oldenberg wanted to leave Memorial with a bang and this is it. He has promised the student body a ...

Mathematical Motorcycle Gang

Ashley Gadke, Morale booster

April 1, 2016

Filed under Parody, Top Stories

The Memorial High School math teachers have tried to keep their gang, known as the “Mathematical Motorcycle Gang,” a secret after the gang made their first appearance on Halloween. The gang members were seen in their gang att...

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