Parody – Purple Wings

Return of MORP finalized

April 3, 2016

Contest being held for free tickets to Eaux Claires festivals

April 3, 2016

Oldenberg donates huge hot tub as departure gift to MHS

Martha Seymour, Morale booster

April 1, 2016

Filed under Parody, Top Stories

Students are always looking for a way to de-stress before, during, and after school and now there will be one. Former-Principal Oldenberg wanted to leave Memorial with a bang and this is it. He has promised the student body a ...

Study reveals calling customer service relieves stress

April 1, 2016

Sophomore hockey phenom leaving MHS April 1, signs multi-million dollar contract

April 1, 2016

Oldenburg and Madsen selfie with rooftop eagle leaked

April 1, 2016

Trump starts new party: Trumplicans

April 1, 2016

Donald Trump to build wall around Memorial before holding rally

April 1, 2016

Tunnel to be built underneath the Commons

April 1, 2016

Pool days are gone days

April 1, 2016

Teacher caught giving students tattoos after school

April 1, 2016

Mathematical Motorcycle Gang

Ashley Gadke, Morale booster

April 1, 2016

Filed under Parody, Top Stories

The Memorial High School math teachers have tried to keep their gang, known as the “Mathematical Motorcycle Gang,” a secret after the gang made their first appearance on Halloween. The gang members were seen in their gang att...