ANTISOCIAL? WE HAVE JUST THE BOOK FOR YOU!!!

Caterina Fromm, Editor

April 1, 2015

Stop at the Memorial High School Library and pick up your very own copy of “How to be Social for Dummies,” for the low price of $4.99! Lower your anxiety, learn how to talk to girls, learn how to answer questions, it’s all...

Throngs of slaves found in janitor’s closet

Carl Ronnander

April 1, 2015

Late Tuesday night, March 31, a student named Omar Ownsthestreets was walking down the school hallways, having just taken a hard Calculus test, when he heard a loud thumping noise coming from a janitor’s closet. Ownsthestreets...

Freshman Skip Day

March 31, 2015

Good news for all you freshmen and the freshmen to come. By popular demand, the first annual Freshman Skip day is set to take place Friday, June 12. So all of you freshmen get excited to sleep all day, go to Perkins or just bum around...

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